Pre-poop 

This happens right before pushing out a huge tank

Carlos "Hey this morning I took a huge tank but before that I kept shooting mini missiles.

Zack " Dude you took a pre-poop"

Pre-poop by Polodanzig 2013 September 7, 2013

Pre Poop 

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

Pre Poop by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Pre-Poop Fart 

noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".

(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."

Pre-Poop Fart by Zanghai November 14, 2007

Pre-poop Chills 

That feeling you get when it’s so cold outside that your stomach starts to hurt and you have to poop really badly.

I have the pre-poop chills and I’m very scared I might let this load out before the bus gets to school.

Pre-poop Chills by PardonMySuccess December 11, 2018

pre party poop 

The overwhelming feeling one encounters in the moments leading up to a party to take a shit. Scientific research has discovered this phenomenon is caused by two main factors, anxiety and antcipation.

Preemptive shitting is also done to avoid the fear and embarrassment of being "that guy/girl" who ruined the party by taking a massive, smelly shit.

Joel: Hey, you ready? We're setting off soon!

Liam: Yeah alright, just gonna take a pre party poop.

Joel: Alright man cool, already had mine.

pre party poop by Larsehole January 19, 2015

Pre-Workout-Poop 

Also known simply as a PWP. A hearty number two before a rigorous workout, designed to warm-up the bowels and prevent any mid-workout-sharts. Can also be done with a group of friends, where it is known as a Pre-Workout-Group-Poop, or PWGP.

John: Hey, are you gonna take a PWP today?
David: Of course I am, my pre-workout-poop is the only thing I look forward to these days.

Pre-Workout-Poop by preworkoutpooper June 26, 2016

Pre-Toilet Poop 

To shit yourself before you make it to the toilet

I was rushing home from work today and had to take a pre-toilet poop

Pre-Toilet Poop by Mdgriff August 18, 2014