epitastic

As being beyond fantastic.
The highest form of coolness.
Created from the words epic and fantastic.

The Dark Knight was an epitastic movie that has no equal.

by William Wimmer August 16, 2008

eplaining

A continuous bitch session carried out via email. Similar to complaining.

Janie kept on eplaining about how much she hated sara this morning...i got nothing done.

by ZZZmSSS August 21, 2008

epic tense

1. A verb tense expressing epicness

2. Usage of archaic verbs to impart a sense of majesty or grand scale

3. A rebuttal used against Grammar Nazis with parade-pissingly bad timing

"No problems, my friend. It shall be done."
"Don't you mean it wil-"
"Epic tense. Shut the fuck up."

by RexR October 1, 2008

epitaliangiophobia

The fear of talking animals

"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"

by aannoonnyymmoouussss May 23, 2009

Epec

A somewhat common misspelling of the word Epic.
Often done by the illiterate ZeroTKC

"So Epec right?"
"No, No it's not."

by Disko.Dolphin July 22, 2009

epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough

"I lost my phone in the river."
"Epic fail!"

by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009

EPL Dragon

A reference to how the English Premier League hoards the highlight footage from their games like a dragon greedily hoarding his gold in a cave. Much like the dragon of myth who can't use the gold himself to buy things, the EPL doesn't really help itself by fighting to keep the footage off youtube it just denies fans the joy of watching their highlights.

"I was trying to find a replay of that Wayne Rooney goal from last week but as usual I got smoked by the EPL dragon."
"That sucks."
"Ya."

by Soccerfan0 October 17, 2009