douche-nozzle
douche-nozzle by paige January 18, 2005
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douche bitch
A person who you hate A LOT. Worse than calling them a douche bag. This person is majorly annoying and they have somehow pissed you off to the fullest extreme ever possible.
douche bitch by Ms. Charming says FU March 14, 2005
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douche beard
A pencil thin beard. Sometimes refered to as "Chin Straps". This beard is often worn by douche bags that wear hats turned 3/4s backwards and drive imported right-hand drive cars in north america.
This Guy: Look at that kid over there, not only is he a right hand douche he is also rocking a douche beard.
That Guy: Wow.
That Guy: Wow.
douche beard by thatguy?thisguy! March 20, 2009
douche-o-phobia
me: David is a fucking douch bag im not going near that kent
you: lol ur fucking douche-o-phobic... although, im not going near that fucker either.
you: lol ur fucking douche-o-phobic... although, im not going near that fucker either.
douche-o-phobia by Anonymouse March 27, 2004
Douche Clown
When describing a person as douche bag just isn't enough. This special person takes the act of douche baggery to another level.
"Wow. That freakin' douche clown over there is literally cock-blocking this entire bar"
"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"
"Good call douche clown"
"Hey somebody tag that douche clown who is camping with the sniper rifle"
"Good call douche clown"
Douche Clown by ClearCause January 17, 2008
Douche-Bag
A person who continuously argues with everyone around him, regardless of the validity of his opinions, simply for the sake of being difficult to deal with.
Man, every time I would say something, Scott Cooper would argue with me, even though he was always wrong. What a total douche-bag.
Douche-Bag by coopersavirgin November 28, 2009
douche tell
A revealing attempt to make oneself look better to others by embellishing their accomplishments or exaggerating the truth.
"He sounds totally legit, he's submitting his film to Cannes."
"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
"Dude, every hollywood poser says they're 'submitting to Cannes'. He's got nothing, it's such the douche tell."
douche tell by relaxfrancis October 12, 2009