Double Decker

The double decker is a strange sex move which consist a woman taking a shit and a guy shoves his cock in her ass without protection while the shit is coming out and then he puts it in the womans vagina and them cums then the woman farts out the cum and drips it on the guys cock then he puts his dick back in her ass while there is still clumps of shit in her then he puts in in her mouth.

hey dude i just did a double decker with my girlfriend

what is a double decker

you don't wanna know

by THE_HENTAI_GOD May 19, 2019

Double Decker

When you’re so horny but you also gotta take a poop, so for some odd reason you decide to poop inside the top part of the toilet then blow a load on top of it.

My girl had me so hot but so did that Taco Bell, I had no choice but to pop off the toilet lid and drop off a double decker.

by TacoBangBang March 7, 2021

Double Decker Rectum Wrecker

The act of taking a shit so massive that it makes your anus bleed as it leaves your ass cannon, the sheer magnitude of this mega turd smashes against the water causing a tsunami that

eventually splashes your buttcheeks.

Do you have an ass bandage I just destroyed myself with that double decker rectum wrecker that I left in the toilet bowl.

by Yourmomsjuicypussy April 11, 2023

Caleb Decker

Homosexual male that dances around with turds on his head and steals baby dicks from infant brain cancer hospitals.

Caleb Decker: I kidnap baby dicks and drink joose joose mane
Interviewer: Please leave.

by Linglingdonglebongle June 5, 2023

Spareroom upper decker

When you sleep in a spareroom and masturbate in between the pillowcase and pillow. Leave your secretion and dont tell anyone.

Defined: I slept at joespehs house and left a spareroom upper decker

No one ever washes the pillows.

by Wezeus May 28, 2019

double decker pussy

have two girls that are capable of shooting cum then have them cum and somehow put their pussies together and mush the cum together and then put some ham and mayo and lettuce and tomatoes in between their pussies and a guy eats all of the food with the chicks cum all over the food it makes a double decker sandwich; sort of; and has all the oozy cum you can eat...
double decker pussy is a great snack

stephanie and emily cummed on each others pussies and it was goey and then they put sandwich items in between their pussies and cody ate it all and puked on their titties
double decker pussy is a great snack

by Wu Zi Mu August 1, 2006

Decker

The name of your 11th closest male friend. People usually falsely fall for his charm, however you know his true colors. He also has a very very attractive girlfriend, leading you to wonder how he pulled that one off.

"I'm gonna be hanging out with Decker tonight, I asked Ben, Romain, Shawn, Ken, Jonathan, Reed, Harry, Kai, Taylor, and Hugo but they were all busy, so I asked Decker, who was free."

by AliciaTenth December 1, 2014