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craptastic

used to describe something that is so bad it it extremely entertaining due to obvious mistakes or complete lack of skill.
Did you see that movie? It was Craptastic!
by revbqjNm;qew September 29, 2012
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Craptured

Capture a Fart in a box and leave it on a desk or in a general area to be opened. Gift wrap it if you wish.

Once a person opens the box they are also considered "Craptured", even if they are not the intended target.
"Fart in a box and set it on the desk"

"You have been Craptured!"

"Maaan, someone just Craptured me!"
by ajisan11 November 16, 2012
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Craptical illusion

When it feels like you've gotten rid of 5 pounds of crap, only to look and see it was only an ounce or so.
"I'd swear I just dumped a 5 pound loaf, but there's barely a slice in there..must be a craptical illusion."
by OhDoktor May 31, 2013
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Craptacular

Much like the inverse of a killtacular, this is a word used to describe one's amazing ability to fail so hard at a first person shooter, that they manage to die/lose 5 times in 5 seconds.
Player 1: Dude I'm going for a Killtacular!

Player 2: More like a Craptacular...
by FiG-Scorn October 9, 2013
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Craptastic

Sarcastic word use: When your having a bad day and things are not getting better.
Friend 1: what wrong?

Y/N: I just got my period and I wearing white pants.

Friend 1: I'm so srry

Y/N: that okay im just having a craptastic day.
by Wat2say August 16, 2014
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craptastrophe

When something goes terribly wrong and makes a gigantic mess that, typically, one individual is left to clean up. As parents of babies and small children know, this phrase has a literal meaning. Small children occasionally have explosive bowel movements which, literally, leaves poo everywhere. This phrase is also a family-friendly replacement to "sh*$ hit the fan," which presumably is only a figurative statement.
1. Johnny woke up in the middle of the night with a stomach bug. It was a real craptastrophe!

There was a craptastrophe at work. My project completely disappeared from my computer.
by ProfDAR September 24, 2014
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craptain morgan

When you take a crap while standing with your right foot propped onto the back of the toilet. I.E. To shit like a captain.
Cindy doesn't know why there's poop water all over the floor. It's because Richard took a Craptain Morgan and water splashed everywhere.
by Sawboss800 April 27, 2016
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