Lobster Crotch

(1)A person who smells like rancid lobster where you can only assume the smell is coming from the crotchal region.
(2) Of or relating to an ass+lobster smell irradiating from an individual/thing.

"Oh my gosh, my roommate smells like lobster crotch".

"This pizza smells like lobster crotch".

Lobster Crotch by Da12 February 5, 2009

saber-toothed crotch cricket 

Crabs

She had a bad case of the saber-toothed crotch crickets.

saber-toothed crotch cricket by Charles July 19, 2003

churning crotch butter 

Masturbation, particularly of the male genitalia

He got a blister on his thumb from churning crotch butter too often

churning crotch butter by djslut September 20, 2005

Taco Crotch 

The warm sensation of a bag of tacos and burritos in your lap, usually experienced by the front seat passenger in a car, after leaving the drive-through of a fast food taco restaurant.

It was kind of chilly, but then I went to Taco Bell with Chad and got Taco Crotch. Now i'm warm.

Taco Crotch by JSicks November 5, 2010

Sock Crotch

A man who puts a tube sock over his unit while he whacks off. This speeds up the cleaning process after you are done.

"Dude, I accidently walked in on my brother while he was masturbating. He is a sock crotch!

Sock Crotch by Turkey G-unit August 5, 2008

dry crotch

when a straight guy gets drunk and start grabbing your cock and balls over your pants

"Doug was hammered drunk, he was dry crotching everybody at the cook out"

dry crotch by PAPPYPANTZ January 23, 2016