Crabtits

A very pasty individual who rarely washes, hordes rapidily depreciating cars and wears flannel.

"Have a look at the horrid crabtits person, he/she makes me want to vomit"

by Dr. Know-everything December 7, 2009

Alabama Crabdangle

A mythical sexual position made famous by Tim Meadow's character Leon Phelps in the SNL skit, The Laidies Man. The position is where the male stands over the female who is laying on her back with her hips and pelvis arched into the air. The male then holds his erection straight down while standing in an wide-legged open stance, only bending at the kness while thrusting into the female's vagina.

"If some bustop skank is lucky, I may even spring the "Alabama Crabdangle" on her..."

by Crabdangler February 22, 2010

Crabby

Angry or upset at the fact you slept with a hooker named Los Cangrejos.

"Yeah, I'm crabby... and you wanna know why? Because I have crabs. That's right. I thought it would be all fun and games to go to mexico and have sex with a hooker whose named Los Cangrejos. It turns out in Spanish that means the crabs. I paid $700 for The Crabs. So the next time you think to yourself hey I'll have sex with a woman whose name in that language means the crabs. Maybe you'll open up your travels dictionary... but hey, now you know." - Bryan DeChart

by turbunrex August 15, 2018

Crabman

Awesome stunt, where a good looking male walks with his arms tangled around his legs he such way that he looks like a crab.

OMG! I can't believe Mike is doing the Crabman again!

by Crabman Fan October 7, 2010

cyber crabs

Crabs your computer get from sexual cybering activites. Cyber STD

That Cam Hoe gave me Cyber Crabs!

by Retardwithaspork July 21, 2007

gooch crabs

When you have crabs in the area between your balls and asshole. Or if you a girl it is area between your vagina and asshole.But if your a girl a gooch is more referred too as a "choda"

Person #1: "My gooch has been itchy all day, and I had a shower."

Person #2: "Well than you probably have gooch crabs."

by Pavelski8 December 3, 2007

Crabsnatcher

A crabsnatcher is someone who snatches crabs off pubic hair, for sport or pleasure.

Could also be a person that has uncanny abilities of diving into water , generally with a sandy bottom, and manually yanking crabs from other peoples crab traps and/ or cutting their crab pot's line so that only they will successfully pull crabs from the water.

That chick he met is nasty; he will be a crabsnatcher before the nights over.

The crabsnatcher ruined everyones fishing...i assume it was the guy in scuba gear that came up with a bunch of crabs, despite having no crab pot.

by crabsnatcher March 4, 2011