Clegnut

Marble sized pieces of feces commonly found adhering to the arse pubes
of certain old men. Very rarely found on women...

Oh man, did you see you the clegnuts on that guy who just mooned us!
Dude! weak! There's a clegnut in my coco!

by Mongolian Trojan Trogdor Motherfucker August 15, 2003

clear slick

pre-cum - the fluid that leaks from a penis after excitation but before ejaculation.

In the short story "Brokeback Mountain", Ennis "got to his knees, unbuckled his belt, shoved his pants down, hauled Jack onto all fours and, with the help of the clear slick and a little spit, entered him"

by ChicagoMo December 21, 2005

Mr. Clean

A sexual maneuver in which the person administering oral fills his/her mouth full of toothpaste beforehand. This leaves the dick in a minty fresh state.

Man 1: Dude, did your girlfriend give you a Mr. Clean last night?

Man 2: Hells yeah, you know she did!

by Ratchard February 28, 2009

clean enough

The feeling of sheer frustration and surrender following an extremely long wiping session on the toilet. Typically occurs when a small brown stain continues to appear on said paper over a threshold of roughly twenty consecutive wipes.

Ah, fuck it! It's clean enough. *Pulls pants up*

by Thewisdombringer322 June 22, 2011

Clean-up girl

A female that is part of a threesome of an already established couple. This girl isn't so much of a part of the threesome, but is what one would call the girl that does the dirty work, ex. licking butthole, cusping the testicles, lapping semen up off the floor.

Boyfriend says to girlfriend,"Oh that Ashley, she's really hot, can she be part of our threesome? "

Girlfriend, " Only if she's the clean-up girl."

Girlfriend says to boyfriend,"Damn it, there's semen all over my feet.

Clean-up Girl says, "Don't worry, I've got this."

by Mr.Ripley January 17, 2017

catalina clean up

When one dumps on another's chest and that person then consumes the feces, regurgitates the feces and then the original dumper consumes the regurgitated feces, enjoyably.

Ned dropped a Cleveland steamer on Daniel's chest. The two of them then performed the Catalina clean up.

by Rob Sal October 19, 2013

dirty but clean

In expression that's short for "dirty behind your back but clean to your face/front."

Some-to-most people are dirty but clean, especially when they're skanless.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 7, 2006