Party Classifications

System used for identifying different types of party's or a social get together. An early warning system to provide information about the party prior to arriving. This system measures the ratio of men to woman, as well as probability of authorities arriving on scene to end the get together.

Classifications:

Stage 1:
Party Size: 4 - 6 persons
Sex Ratio: 3 Men : 1 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely low
Noise: Low to moderate

Stage 2:
Party Size: 7 - 9 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 2 Woman
Police Encounter: Low to moderate
Noise: Moderate to high

Stage 3:
Party Size: 10 - 15 persons
Sex Ratio: 4 Men : 3 Woman
Police Encounter: High
Noise: High

Stage 4:
Party Size: 16+
Sex Ratio 4 Men : 4 Woman
Police Encounter: Extremely high
Noise Extremely high

Party Classifications Stage 1 - This party sucks!

Party Classifications Stage 2 - This party definitely needs more action!

Party Classifications Stage 3 - This party is pretty live!

Party Classifications Stage 4 - WOW! Look at all these people! I love it! RUNNN COPS!!!

by Diddly Doodly Dee November 12, 2010

Cassidy

Cassidy's are short creatures recovering from an emo phase. They are very soft inside but super scared of meeting new people. You should give one a chance, because they're worth the effort.

Cassidy is a rad lad

by I will vore your toes January 3, 2019

Classic

A well put together Woman or Project .

Success of Great magnitude.

That track produced by Apple Head
"Pink Rain" , is a Classic.

by RoKsta January 22, 2007

Cassidy

a loser who nobody likes, usually has freckles and smells like shit. She is sweet and genuine but usually people get tired of her because she’s an annoying ass person. Will do everything to make people like her and usually only has 1 friend

Person 1: Eeww hear comes cassidy

Person 2: fuck just get rid of that loser

by Davidgotback April 12, 2020

Classic Rock

One of the worst forms of music EVER. There were a few, decent songs from this era, and stressing the word few. This genre of music took place mainly from the late 1960's to early 1980's. No one is sure why it got the name "Classic" because most of its music is utter garbage. What is worse is that the majority of music stations still play this slop, unwilling to let go of the past. The music itself is nothing but noise. "Classic" Rock junkies claim that the greatest guitarists came from this era but wailing a electric guitar for 8 minutes straight does not take as much skill and making an acoustic guitar sing. The song lyrics for most songs were about three things. Sex, drugs and rock. That is fine sometimes but there creativity lacked so much during this era. Most performers so were so strung out on coke, blow, etc that mindless lemming followers still hung onto everything they played.

Young Child - "Dad why do all those men have scary looking paint on their faces and why do they stick their tongues out?"

Dad - "That's the members of the Classic Rock band KISS son. The band's music is so horrible, they try to attract attention in another way."

Young Child - "OK I think I get it. Hey Dad! Did you just hear a cat squeal?"

Dad - "No son. That was actually Brian Johnson, lead singer for AC/DC."

by wxman3441 October 5, 2010

Cassie.

a slut, a stupid little hoe. falls for the wrong people, gets fingered, sends nudes. usually red headed.

that girl is showing her cleavage she's such a Cassie..

by potatoanus January 18, 2015

Classicist

A person who is prejudiced for a good reason: He/she is against those who have bad manners, are illiterate, unintelligent, and uneducated. People who are crude, vulgar, and are amoral and are active in terrible behaviors. There's nothing wrong with being a classicist when there are people who are truly abhorrent and are the scourge of society. It's not classicism if those who are of the lower class have less flattering traits that most people would not subscribe for.

Working class bill: I like never bathe and I only watch television while drinking a lot and being rude to people.
Normal Rick: You are scum
Working class bill: Hey fuck you classicist
Normal Rick: Well I have better standards and have better morals than you do. You piece of lice infested crap.

by Deadmojo April 30, 2019