Cowboy Candy

Another name for a a chew.

"Time to pack some cowboy candy"

by paxperse November 8, 2006

Ontario Eye Candy

When a girl is jerking off a guy and she aims at his face at the last second, getting it in his eye.

"She totally gave him Ontario Eye Candy last night"

by the semen banditz December 16, 2008

candy head

A candy raver. A bit more derogatory

Shelly turned into a total candy head this summer. All she does is rave now. I think shes eaten about 50 ring pops.

by lollerbunny February 24, 2008

Iraqi Porcupine candy cane

The act of shoving a needle in the male's urethra, thus when making love, having sex, or fucking, the needle pokes several holes in or around the urethra causing blood flow and seminal fluid to mix creating a candy cane like fluid when ejaculating on to a woman's arm.

Bill: I gave your mom a Louisiana hot pocket this morning.
Steve: Oh, well i gave your mom an Iraqi Porcupine candy cane last night.
Bill: What the hell is that Steve?
Steve: It involves, needles, my urethra, blood, cum, and your moms arm...
Bill: I'm your brother though?
Steve: Oh well, we live in Mississippi.

by Lake Stevens October 30, 2011

Candy Color

A kind of paint for cars that changes colors in certain light; usually changes from green to purple.

"Yo, you saw dat' slab wit' cand color paint?"

by Krisis December 6, 2003

Cakey

Cake is a noun. Caked is an verb. Most people simply dont realize that for a substance to be caked onto anything it must first be cakey. Thus the use of cake as a noun, a verb, and an adjective.

He was baked like the cakiest cake. Cake

That mud sure was cakey.

by FrozenNinja January 31, 2014

asshole candy

It's another word for shit

Asshole candy smells bad.

by (V) January 3, 2007