Squirty Cream

While many Americans will simply call whipped cream in a can “whipped cream”, hilariously, parts of the UK call it “squirty cream”.

Where I live, Youtube blocks any mention of squirty cream from search results and google’s search engine is just really weird about the term.

#freesquirtycream

Guy 1: Hey mate, could you pass the squirty cream
Guy 2: ok
Guy 1: Thanks

Guy 1 then proceeds to spray squirty cream on his ice cream.

by Squirtycream September 19, 2020

anal cream pie

term given after you cum in an asshole

wow check out that anal cream pie

by todd page June 5, 2004

anal cream

the ceam substance that comes out of the ass of someone getting fisted

jamie likes to fist people so he can eat the anal cream on pancakes

by (hu)BB February 17, 2004

ice cream man

Drug Dealer.
Ice Cream is the code used to refer to the drug that is being sold, code is Only really necessary over the phone or in a public place.

At the shops: "Man, I'm hella down to get sum ice-cream."
Reply: "Yeah, fo sheezee! let's ring the Ice Cream Man."
Phonecall: "Hey man whatzup? I'm Jus' keen to come round and get sum Ice-Cream off yo'"

by Diego September 3, 2003

Dicking Cream

A cream usually used for lubrication while dicking

I used a lot of dicking cream doing that skank in the ass last night.

by Horny Buffalo October 24, 2008

Whipped cream farter

homosexual; someone who has seamen up their ass and releases it in a form similar (looking) to white whipped cream

Timothy is such a Whipped cream farter (refering that Timothy has had anal sex recently)

by coolestkidever21 January 15, 2009

More Cream than Tea

a way of describing a girl who has been filled with cock quite a lot and filled with dozens of guys spunk which makes you wonder how much cream she must have had inside her and whether the ratio is starting to verge towards being more cream than girl, hench the phrase more cream than tea, reffering to a cream heavy cup of tea.

Skunk: That Jane girl has had a lot of cock man!
CD: yeah, she's gotta be more cream than tea now...

by Captain Dale September 20, 2009