awkward balloon

A gag used to break an awkward silence . This is performed as a mime. To make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. You must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.

James: hey you know, when my gran dies, i'll be rich
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?

by joose man October 21, 2010

Balloon Not

Anus. Origin of the term Balloon Knot came from Opie & Anthony. A Radio show in NYC. They used the term as a code word for the Anus so they can say it on the radio. BaLLooN NoT is a Devoted Listener to the show and a true Mets Fan.

BaLLooN NoT is a HUGE Mets Fan!

by Kevin McCafferty November 15, 2003

balloon knot

1. the lower or posterior opening of the alimentary canal (asshole)

While performing 69 action, my nose brushed against her balloon knot.

by DNUTZ October 29, 2004

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004

balloon

1. a condom

2. a supplier of heroin

If the balloon doesn't fit, you may have to do research on how to find the right size.

by The Return of Light Joker January 20, 2011

balloon

A trick done using your ball sack.

Great in the dressing room or at a party in front of the guys.

Let your sack skin hang out from your fingers and blow on your thumb...gradually releasing a nut into your palm. Making it as if you're blowing up you sack.

This is a called "the balloon"

by Bahia July 29, 2006

bolloid

1) Asteroid, meteor, comet, or other object that may be pulled in by the Earth's gravitaional pull

2) Slang for 'testicle'

When you say 'bolloid strike', I can't help wincing..

by Bollum, Lord Dispatcher of the Bolloids August 14, 2003