Beer Jerk Off

This is the motion one would make on their beer bottle after one has been bottle tapped. Preferably motioning from ones crotch and shaking the beer on the person who performed the tap. Making the money shot on them the ultimate rebuttal for douche baggery.

Martha just got out of prison and decided to bottle tap my freshly opened Corona. As my beer started to erupt, I poised, place the bottle close to my crotch, aimed, and stroked my bottle as it gushed all over her clothes and face. A classic beer jerk off performed flawlessly.

by Bow-Flex April 20, 2009

Beer Legs

The heavy and/or painful feeling in the legs that results from a night of drinking alcohol, specifically beer.

Lester was distracted at work today, suffereing from a hangover and beer legs.

by bashman82 June 17, 2011

Beer Monger

When your buddy forces you to drink with them with scare tactics, he is a beer monger.

Alright, jeez, I'll go to the pub, quit being a beer monger

by Smlggs August 22, 2014

play it by beer

to play it by ear but when alcohol will obviously be a factor.

hey todd, lets go surfing saturday morning.
well skyler's party is friday. we'd better play it by beer.

by deezo June 30, 2005

beer muscles

When one has consumed too much alcohol and is convinced he can fight any one or lift any heavy object.

Nigga 1:"Tray was trippin last night, man. He drank 3 forty onces and smoked 3 blunts and tried to fight 2 big ass nigga's who been smart eye'in him the whole night!"

Nigga 2:"You right, you right. Nigga had beer muscles! One dem nigga's is a linebacker for Virginia, that nigga was a mob beast niggy for sho'.I'm juz glad Tray pulled a hernia befo' the fight even started so no fight went down. Nigga thought he could pick up a 50 inch plasma and toss it at a nigga like a baseball, he perp."

by Ninja John Jimmy Bones July 26, 2006

beer booty

a girl that is so ugly that you must be completely wasted to have any relations with her

"That bitch was so ugly, i used her as beer booty."

by bobby assople May 6, 2006

beer snob

Those individuals who regard any beer that they do not drink as <insert 4 legged mammal here> piss. Completely ignorant of climate, context, and social class, beer snobs are contemptuously dismissive of any beer that a mortal cannot walk across like Jesus Christ did across the water.

Beer snobs are tedious bores, assuming that any beer which doesn't meet their definition of "adequately pretentious" is drunk out of ignorance.

"Here, have this Pacifico."

"I don't drink goat piss. Give me a Schteupereiner - warm! With a fork and knife!"

"It's 104 degrees out."

"So?"

"We don't have any Schteupereiner. All we have is this, which our daughter brought home from college. It's some kind of microbrew from Oregon, something called "Neu Dungcastle Pine Chocolate Honey Garlic Walnut Porter."

"Does it cost at least $12.00 for a six pack?"

"I don't know. It looks like she just bought the bottle for...it looks like $8.00."

"Yeah, gimme that. You are philistines, the lot of you! And make sure you give me a room temperature glass! I don't want any condensation on those chilled glasses you keep around watering down my beer!"

"Here you go!"

"THAT....is a PILSENER GLASS. Are you trying to start shit?"

"You sir, are a motherfucking beer snob - a relentless elitist of poor character and abject dicketry. And now, you die. ENGARDE!"

by Quag7 March 5, 2008