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ballinteer

A person who projects an image of high net worth, but in reality makes little to no money.
A: "Marquis seems like he's making a lot of money these days!"

B: "Nah, not really. He sure acts rich, but really he's just another ballinteer."
by Rory P. Wavecrest November 18, 2009
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balljam

A human event that induces the emotional experience of being a ball and being jammed in a machine.
"Balljam! As it turns out, we are lost."

"Balljam! I forgot we had plans tonight, so I'm actually..."
by elaszcz January 5, 2010
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Ballin' Sauce

Adj. Something that is: cool, great, awesome, positive, or helpful.
Guy 1: Hey man, what did you get on your History test?
Guy 2: I got a 97
Guy 1: didn't you need an A to pass the class?
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 1: Ballin' Sauce!
by MC Natedogg March 21, 2010
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balls that clang

sam: I heard Billy went skydiving.

clark: Yeah, he has balls that clang.
by merchantDave August 20, 2010
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Balltote

Your ballsack is really more of a tote. A balltote.
by Stilva September 20, 2010
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ballify

(verb). to imply how ballin one believes a person, place, or thing is, usually by creating a portmanteau of the subject, and the term "ballin".
1. (ballify'd video games) Ballin Effect, BallerStrike (BS), BallinCraft 2, Ballinfield: Ballin Company 2

2. (ballify'd persons) Barack Oballin, Kobe Ballant, Ballinye West

3. (ballify'd places) Los Ballgeles, Statue of Ballatry, Mount Ballinmore
by simply ballin January 17, 2011
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Ball-Banging

An act carried out by two men, usually in the form of a prank or for shock value.

One man holds a stick between his legs, acting as his sexual organ, while the other is bent over with the stick, or long objects positioned up his ass. The mimicked act is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious moaning by the participants in order to deliver as much shock value to the terrified on-looker(s) as possible.

Onlookers are typically suburban homeowners, who have had their doorbells rung, only to find the ball-banging taking place on their lawn, porch, etc. Common ball-banging grounds also included restaurants, malls, or other crowded areas.

Origin: Invented in Upstate, NY by a group of teenagers
I am bored, want to go ball-banging?
by Upstate Rulez May 30, 2011
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