Colleen "Epstein" Ballinger (aka Miranda Rights) is a professional ukulele
player and singer who was born in
Ni'ihau, Hawaii, in November 21, 1986. She is known for her famous songs about trains and cats. According to her
hit song "
hi." she identifies as a rat with a narcissistic personality.
In 2014, she started performing concerts in her
mother's basement at the age of 28. She regularly invited children (also referred to as Colleeny's Weenies) to her basement, where she gave children cheese balls from her pants and forced
kids to do yoga. She had a section of her concerts called "Korn" where she addressed the issues of Kornography and called young children onstage to shame them for being Korn fans. Colleen has had multiple collaborations with artists like Michael
Jackson and Elvis Presley.
Colleen Ballinger also had a background in acting. She was featured in various movies such as "Angry Birds 2: Electric Boogaloo", "Ralph DDoS's the
Internet", and "Ukulele (
2016)".
Later in 2023, she went on to make a
Youtube Channel, which has amassed over 10 subscribers. Recently, she has been caught up in a controversy about grooming her 2 Persian cats, who have been speaking about possibly taking legal action.
Colleen has responded to this with her newest song "'Responding' to allegations dragging by out a ukulele song for 10 fucking minutes"
Other popular songs by Colleen include "I love Little Boys", "Lingerie Delivery", "
Fat Mexicans", and "Are you a virgin?"
Person 1: Have you heard Colleen Bal-lingerie's
hit song "Sunset at Epstein Island"
Person 2: No, I bet it sounds lovely though. Colleen
Ball-Slinger is a great ukulele
player.
Colleen Ballinger: g, g7, c, d7
