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Akward Much

The two words you say straight after you've told a person you have a crush on them.
Bob: "Hey Stacey, have I ever told you that I like you more than just as a friend"
Stacey: "Oh really?"
Bob: "Ngawww shux, now what? I put my heart on the line..."
Stacey: "Mhmmm..."
Bob: "Akward Much"

or

Bob: "I told Stacey last night I liked her more than just as a friend"
Joe: "Akward Much"
Bob: "Yeah man. I don't know how I'm gonna face her today"
by RaYRaYRaYRaYRaY February 17, 2008
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awkward tornado

similar concept to an awkward turtle , an awkward tornado is when one puts their hands out to either side, and spins around whilst shouting "AWKWARD TURTLE" at the top of their lungs, to diffuse tension in a super awkward situation.

used only at times when an awkward turtle just isn't enough.

the tornado just shows how big the awkwardness is.
Brett: Hey check that milf over there, she's well fit. I so would.

Will: Dude... that's my mum.

Geoff: AWKWARD TORNADO!
by kingofyall May 9, 2010
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cross campus awkwardness

when your friends yell random things about you across the school to someone you had a thing for a long time ago
aman: hey kelle we brought your boyfriend
patrick: rofl
kyle: well that was a load of cross campus awkwardness
by assy mcsluttyballs January 16, 2010
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Awkward

by Ash sik November 16, 2010
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Awkward Pause

Awkward Pause is the name of an Improvisation troupe based out of Denver, Colorado. The troupe has six members, all in high school.
"Hey, I'm bored, what should we do tonight?"-girl #1
"Oh i know! Let's go see Awkward Pause perform!"-Girl #2
by AwkwardPauseImprov July 25, 2009
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akward moment..

...*crickets*...
I don't know,.. I'm sorry...

it's 4:21AM, and I'm hungry and alone.. :c

.....talk to me D'=! ...
TALK TO MEE D'x ...
*bangs on computer screen*, PLEASE TALK TO ME, D''=
At least throw me something eatable.. DX<
*sneeze* >_>, WWowwoww... "WHATCHA CALL MEH?! D:<?!!?!" ..*akward moment..*
by Nymph_69 December 21, 2010
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social awktard

A person with less than acceptable social skills who communicates in a very awkward fashion. One whom lacks common sense in social situations and causes undue awkwardness.
Person A: (in reference to a dude met on a dating app on her phone) He asked me for my number so we could talk on the phone and get to know each other better.
Person B: Did you give it to him?
Person A: No, I told him I felt more comfortable talking over email at first and asked if we could exchange email addresses instead.
Person B: Oh good, what did he say?
Person A: he said "sure what would you like to know" WTF
Person B: uhhh..so no email address?
Person A: nope!
Person B: maybe he's a social awktard
by Lula Brinkli August 25, 2013
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