gift-wraped alaskan log

you freeze a shit then once frozen put in condom and use as dildo

dude, i tottaly gave her a gift-wraped alaskan log last night

by ButASS October 3, 2008

Alaskan Gumby

While having sex you freeze your shit in a freezer. Then you get green play-doh and shove it in the girls mouth. After that you take out yr shit and smear it all over her face till she says " you mua dawg gumby" then you grab a cup of skeet homemade and shove it down her throat till she throws up on yr chest.

"That bitch ate all my play-doh when i gave her the Alaskan Gumby boo."

by smear em baby January 17, 2010

Alaskan Bullwinkle

A sexual act when the male ejaculation in another male or females pubic hair and eats the semen

Tim-Hey drew, you know what an alaskan bullwinkle is?

Drew-Nope

Tim-Good

by HxC HAHA December 13, 2009

alaskan rocking chair

It's a sex position.

I gave that lovely woman an alaskan rocking chair.

by Big Gay Blue Balls September 24, 2015

Alaskan pipeline

When a person shits into a condom. The shit is then frozen and used as a dildo to pleasure themselves.

Jacob:Hey did you hear about Malone using the Alaskan pipeline?

Zack: That's pretty disgusting.

by almightgamR May 13, 2014

alaskan pipeline

To have anal sex with a male or female.

She let me use her alaskan pipeline last night.

by whydidntithinkofthatyet July 7, 2010

Alaskan Corndog

A modified/more complex version of the Alaskan Pipeline, where instead of deficating into a condom and freezing it. Instead you use a stick to show up your bum while deficating on said stick you then wrap the condom around the poop and put in the freezer for later use.

Mike decided an Alaskan Corndog would work best instead of an Alaskan Pipeline seeing that the stick would give more grip for more vigorous pleasure.

by LS223 February 10, 2017