alabamaed

Losing to Clemson by 4 touchdowns despite being the worlds best college football team

Did you see the national championship game. They really alabamaed

by Tigers81 January 9, 2019

Alabama

Aka yeehaw county. If you live in Alabama, you’re probably fucking your cousin

Person 1: hey you look good today
Person 2: stop we’re cousins
Person 1: but we live in Alabama

Person 2: oh ok

by C’mon dude it was one time October 23, 2019

The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.

by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003

Alabama

A paradise were you can fuck your cousin or sister.

I just been to Alabama and I had the time with my sister. Meaning I fucked her right in the anal like my cousin.

by christiandefinitions February 9, 2019

Alabama souffle

The not-so-distant cousin of the Alabama Hotpocket in which you fart into your partner's vagina.

I was gonna give her an Alabama hotpocket but I had Mexican food the night before so all I could manage was an Alabama souffle

by ScottSpork November 11, 2010

Alabama Pony Tail

The act of shaving ones public hair, stuffing the hair in someone else's mouth, and duct taping their mouth shut.

Peter gave Ron an alabama pony tail.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

alabama backhand

When a male wraps a belt around his neck, lifts his right leg up, puts his right arm under his leg and on his dick and starts jerking off while choking himself. (May need a spotter)

Masturbation jerking off alabama backhand

by hollaatchaboi69 June 20, 2011