dog's dinner

British expression:
1) a mess; a clusterfuck; synonymous with dog's breakfast
2) dressed up, usually excessively; gussied up. Usually derogatory.
1) The wedding, despite months of preparations, disintegrated into a dog's dinner.

2) The cook asked the skullery maid, "Where are you going, dressed up like a dog's dinner?"
by old?crone March 29, 2017
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cut dog

n. An old school cutsupreme or cutlass
I can't decide should we take the box chevy or the cut dog?
by anonomus June 15, 2006
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Dog Knot

When a dog is having sex with another dog they lock up. And the male is hung inside the female dog(bitch) until the male unleashes his came.
Hey BB can I dogknot you?

Linda: How's you're day doing Sara?
Sara: It's going good, I got dog knotted just about a hour ago.
by RunsTD April 02, 2018
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dog cuss

To berate in a hateful or vicious manner using various and sundry profane words; ie, the manner in which one would cuss out a dog who shit on the carpet.
I had to dog cuss that fucker for drinking my Lone Star.
by D Train March 24, 2006
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dog beers

1:7 ratio of beers admitted having drunk versus beers actually drank
In dog beers, 1 dog beer = 1 6-pack + 1 beer
by k2kate October 20, 2010
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El dog

A Cadillac Eldorado, in gangsta-speak. A preferred car of the pimp, especially those models produced from 1971-1978. Pimped-out Eldorados are featured in the blacksploitation films Superfly (1972), The Mack (1973), and Willie Dynamite (1974). Much coveted today, these Eldorados were equipped with the largest V8 ever used in a production car, a 8.2 L (500 in³) engine.
"All the triflin’ bitches in my hood smoked moes
And all the real gangsta ass niggas rolled vogues
Dropped Monte Carlos, El dogs and Caddy coupes
Firin’ up fry flaggin’ hoes out the roof"
- Geto Boys
by naborsG December 22, 2005
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murph dog

when ever you are nailing a girl in the rectum and your penis gets stuck. its called a murph dog
hey brad. I was nailing jenny in the ass the other day and my dick got stuck....I got MURPH DOGGED
by skdbdc April 27, 2015
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