Variation on the classic sexual act deemed "The Stranger". The Alaskan Stranger is characterized by giving oneself a stranger (sitting on one hand until its numb, then choking your chicken), but differs in that the dormant hand (the one not originally yanking it) is kept in a bucket of ice so as to maximize its idle production capacity. When all is said and done, the subject is able give himself two consecutive strangers and enjoy this ancient Eskimo tradition.
by John Jackson III December 24, 2008
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Guy 2: I was at your mom's house, giving her an Alaskan Freeze Burn, oh yeah!
Guy 1: Oh...cool, how much Icey-Hot did you use?
Guy 2: I was out, I had to use Bengay.
Guy 1: You bastard! I'll kill you!
Guy 2: I was at your mom's house, giving her an Alaskan Freeze Burn, oh yeah!
Guy 1: Oh...cool, how much Icey-Hot did you use?
Guy 2: I was out, I had to use Bengay.
Guy 1: You bastard! I'll kill you!
by Vergataso August 3, 2011
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When placing Goldbond Medicated Footpowder on one's Penis and Testicles. This could also be followed by a hot shower.
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What did you expect, you nasty motherfucker?
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by CuriousSnail June 8, 2016
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"Want to go to Alaska this summer?"
"Hell no, unless you want to get some kick-ass weed, cuz there's nothing else to do."
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by Silver Surfer April 28, 2006
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Dirty Maria recived a most hanus alaskan piledriver on the set of alaskan sluts the deep freeze made in 2000. sadly it did not go as planed and she ended up with a soft melting piece of poop all over her snatch.
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