Alabama Hotdog

When a man takes multiple dumps inside a womens vagina and then does her.

Drahin: Dude Some chick in a red ranger suit came over and asked me to do her!
friend: awesome! What happened next?
Drahin: Well, I had to take a dump real bad so I gave her an alabama hotdog!
friend: SWEET!

by Daretmus February 20, 2009

University of Alabama

n 1: A group of athletes known for mediocrity. 2: Educational institute notorious for large quantities of blow and high school dropouts. Vb 1: To live in the past, preferably between (1958-1982) without being alive or having knowledge of this time period.

Did you see the University of Alabama get waxed by the Wisconsin-Milwaukee? No bro, lets go do some nose and then talk about Coach Paul William Bryant.

by Paul W Bryant March 18, 2005

Alabama Mudslide

When 8 or more blacks roll down a hill at the same time (usually to escape from their masters plantation)

Hey John, I saw an Alabama mudslide at the end of the cotton field last night

by robloxplayer2139 October 8, 2017

Alabama crab dangle

When a man is on all fours, and a woman is on top of him with her knees tucked up under his arm pits, her stomach on his back, and shye is giving him a rimjob, while jerking him off

alabama crab dangle, with a twist, not

by Joe Leblanc August 11, 2006

Captain Ahab

The act of gathering the folds of fat on a whale's (particularily plump girl) stomach and then proceeding to jab them repeatedly with your penis, or 'harpoon', and then hollering "Thar she blows!" as you cum.

One night at the Ol' Slag, me mate,Ishmael, suggested that I "Captain Ahab" the bedraggled sea-whore beached at the table aft ours.

by G. Willakers January 1, 2008

huntsville alabama

Huntsville is a city in Alabama that is infected with Herpes, HIV, syphilis gonorrhea, bald headed hoes and broke ninjas. Everybody Call you son smokes mid

SO you want to ride with me to the city to get this mid ? Huntsville Alabama

by The math guy September 11, 2018

Alabama PI

Responding to pressure from religious groups, Alabama's state legislature redefined the value of pi from 3.14159 to 3 in order to bring it in line with Biblical precepts.

Sure, its a myth, but if it were to happen anywhere it would be Alabama.

"cornbread are square; pi are round"

by 9key October 17, 2004