Donkey honky

A white dude that's hung like a donkey.

John Holmes was a honky donk donkey honky.

by Jonny Bastard February 17, 2020

Twat Donkey

A person who is not able to comprehend the little things that are very simple to understand

Jesus, this guy at work is a true twat donkey!

by DutDut79 May 1, 2019

stabbing donkey

When your having sex with a girl and you go from her pussy to her asshole really quickly

Ruben did the stabbing donkey to me last night and I now I can't sit down

(Look up the definition for Ruben)

by Hit it and quit it September 4, 2016

okie donkey

what auto correct corrects “okie dokie” to

person 1. “hey i’ll be home in a little okay??”
person 2. “okie donkey!”
person 2. “i meant okie DOKIE. damn do i hate auto correct”

by wow i h8 my life April 22, 2018

donkey-claw

When you slap ones buttocks and (accidentally) hook their asshole

When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me

by Llysius August 11, 2017

Scratch The Donkey

A term for using sites like Omegle and Chatroulette so parents dont know what your talking about. Often mistaken for masturbation

Mike: "Hey man, I think the donkey is itchy"

Matt: "Yea, lets scratch the donkey at my place in like an hour, alright?"

by Mange Crosby November 28, 2011

donkey fry

A foul tasting French fry that tastes the way a donkey exhibit at the zoo smells

When I was eating at Wendy's, I hate to spit out the donkey fry.

by JulieStevens November 30, 2013