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Pancake Suicide 

a drill used in volleyball, usually for punishment. The players line up on the back line, do suicides (run from the baseline, to the ten-foot line, to the baseline again) but instead of touching the line, everyone must slide, doing a volleyball pancake. Your entire body slides on the floor as you dive flat, and it leaves bruises on your hips, especially. After you dive to the ten-foot line, you get up, turn around, run and dive to the baseline, then repeat to the half-court and the opposite ten-foot lines.
When the players had missed too many passes, the volleyball coach made them all do pancake suicides.
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Victory Suicide

To celebrate winning with instant suicide. Used in video games more often than real life.
After Timmy won the race, then he drove his car off the cliff, committing Victory Suicide.

Little Suicide 

Self-induced orgasm
Holding her phone with one hand, she discussed deviant sex and committed the little suicide with the other.

When she was forced to spend weeks away from her One True Love, she distracted herself with a little suicide. Over and over.
Little Suicide by MaiWai August 28, 2013

game suicide 

When you make yourself die in a game on purpose. Usually when you are going to lose anyways.
I always commit game suicide when I'm playing plants vs zombies.
game suicide by Devil Kisses October 21, 2013

art suicide 

Is when an artist gives up on their artwork simply because they don't feel like a good enough artist.
"He/she committed an art suicide."

liquid suicide 

Bleach, chloroform, clorox and all that other stuff.
Sadly liquid suicide was the most reasonable option at the moment...
liquid suicide by Walrus guy February 6, 2017

French suicide 

The act of killing yourself while holding a white surrender flag
Hello my fellow white man.Did you hear about Tom commiting French suicide?