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You bet your sweet patootie

It means the same as the phrases, "you bet your ass" and, "you bet your dick and balls".
That is, you're absolutely, positively, 100% certain about the final outcome of a situation.
{Seen on a website about flashlights, LEDs, and lasers}:
I tried to cut through the outer casing to bare metal with the blade of a Swiss army knife, and with some minor difficulty, I was able to do so. This shows the unit has a Type II anodized finish to it (...)
Would I really cut up a brand spanken new $450.00 laser? You bet your sweet patootie I would, if it's in the name of science.
by Telephony May 30, 2015
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Slap your short friend day

by Bob died February 10, 2020
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you better check your face!

You need to get that threatening look off your face. NOW!
Dude, stop looking at me like you're shooting bullets! I don't know what your problem is, but "you better check your face!" You don't know me!
by talk2me-JCH2 March 13, 2021
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Blow sunshine up your arse

To speak bullshit to someone in a complimentary way. Commonwealth "arse" spelling preferred, as this expression probably has a London origin.

Usually expressed in the negative, by someone professing sincerity.
I'm not going to blow sunshine up your arse, Peter; you're the second-best of the surviving Doctor Whos.
by Fnordicle January 15, 2008
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I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis
Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours
by Stooster April 23, 2006
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crack a ray-jay on your peep

To ejaculate onto a person's face.
You better shut the hell up before I crack a ray-jay on your peep.
by L.Bizzle October 6, 2005
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our band could be your life

a book written by Michael Azerrad on 13 of the most important indie/punk/alternative bands of the 1980s. the bands are: Black Flag, Sonic Youth, The Minutemen, Minor Threat, The Replacements, Beat Happening, Mudhoney, Husker Du, Butthole Surfers, Mission of Burma, Dinosaur Jr., Big Black, and Fugazi. Without these bands, the 90s alternative rock explosion could never have existed.
Guy #1: "I am so fucking sick of this emo and post-grunge bullshit that's on the radio nowadays."

Guy #2 (the cooler one): "Dude, read 'Our band could be your life' and then listen to those 13 bands. your life will be changed forever.
by shanshams March 30, 2010
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