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I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement

An apology to say when you’re not actually sorry.
“I have made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement
- Jake Paul
by MaybeARealWord January 22, 2022
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I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!

“I have a pickaxe, and I’ll put it through your teeth!”
At this moment Quackity knew, he f*ked up
by Jasper Mets May 25, 2021
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I love you like 10th grade science class...

A phrase to show one's affection to another. 10th grade science class where i come from is CHEMISTRY. If the person that you tell this phrase to asks WHY? Just say "cause there's sooo much chemistry."
Friend 1: "I love you like 10th grade science class..."

Friend 2: "Why?"

Friend 1: "Cause there's sooo much chemistry!"
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Give me something I can sink my teeth into

A phrase often used to express the desire for a task with substance. Asking for responsibility, meaning, purpose, something of interest, something that makes a difference, something that matters to the person making said statement.
I am tired of doing mundane, meaningless activities. Please, give me something I can sink my teeth into.
by THEREALJULIA April 16, 2006
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Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.
"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."
by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012
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I've fallen and I can''t get up!

A twist on the well known scenario made popular in the early 90s by a home security system commercial in which an elderly woman falls and is unable to get up. The new television series, Hoarders, gives a whole new meaning to this ubiquitous expression. In honor of the popular series, one may say "I've fallen and I can't get up' when one is swallowed up by garbage and are unable to remove oneself from the overwhelming mass of debris that overwhelms one's home. Can also be found when one has a burning desire to pay tribute to one's pet with shrines of pet hair displayed throughout one's home.
T-dawg: bc she got like swallowed by garbage and she couldnt get up

Me: omg that gives a whole new meaning to 'i've fallen and i can''t get up!'

T-dawg: mb that's where it came from
by Bchita March 22, 2010
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