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Chapped Dick Syndrome

Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
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Sienna Syndrome

Sienna Syndrome is a type of syndrome where you have a crush on a girl. Once you do, you forget she is in your presence and start acting goofy, inappropriate (as a joke), and weird in front of your friends which makes you laugh. Your crush gets weirded out and there is never a chance for a second impression, though you can still come close to her if you are somewhat of her type and improve. Not guaranteed though. Men, be careful! It may be uncurable if you aren't careful and do it for long periods of time without knowing she doesn't like you for a while.
Me: *acts weird in front of friends and makes them laugh and say something just as weird back*
Crush: -in the distance- Wow, he is kind of weird. I'm going to try and avoid him.

3 MONTHS LATER...

Me: Hey -----!
Crush: Oh it's him.. Hi.
Me: *walks away* How can I make her mine?? It is so weird how she is acting
GOD: The irony is crazy! >:) He definitely has Sienna Syndrome.
by J@cob_TRUTH February 13, 2024
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Boston Derangement syndrome

When people hate on City of Boston, Boston sports, or the people in Boston every time they hear the word Boston,They get easily triggered in reality they know they aren’t winners like us.
I hate Boston fans, don’t say I have Boston derangement syndrome. Cause I don’t.
by Khleezy June 20, 2022
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Oil slick syndrome

When you have a hazy white or oil spill pattern on your penis
by My dads super July 15, 2017
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Rosbotham Syndrome

Rosbotham is a disease that occurs in the anal canal that spreads to the brain within days. Patients with this disease often develop obesity due to reduced mobility, hygiene issues, brain damage and developmental issues. It is recommended those who have this to not leave their homes as it is highly contagious. There is no known cause, but scientists believe being in places with high bacteria such as school yards or public bathrooms have a relation. The treatment for this disease is pills called Senokot and Dulcolax. This disease is fairly new and not well known, this disease was founded by doctors and scientists on the 29th of April 2025. Doctors describe this disease as ‘IBS on steroids’.

Symptoms include:

Development issues (if under 25)
Excruciating bowel movements.
Gaining a concerning amount of pounds within a short amount of time, no matter what you eat or what your metabolism is like.
Mental health issues such as intrusive thoughts and impulsive actions, low motivation to leave bed, and hygiene issues.
Mobility issues.
Fever like symptoms (runny nose, cough, aches, diarrhea)
Bad memory, such as forgetting important information about yourself or others.
Rotting teeth, which is caused by the bacteria heading towards your brain, thankfully if you get help at this stage doctors can stop the bacteria getting to your brain which can make treatment quicker.
If you or anyone you know is displaying symptoms of this disease, please get medical help immediately.
Elizabeth: My bowel movements have been so hard lately! I’ve tried every OTC medication and nothing works! Ugh! And it’s making my teeth turn yellow! And I have hardly any motivation anymore, what am I gonna tell my mum!?

Logan: Uhh.. What you’re describing sounds a bit like a new disease called Rosbotham’s Syndrome, I think you should go get checked!

Elizabeth: Okay! Thanks for letting me know!

Doctor: You have been diagnosed with Rosbotham Syndrome.

Elizabeth: Nooo! Please help me!

Doctor: Take these pills, Senokot and Dulcolax. Take 1 pill each every morning and 1 pill each before bed. You will be on this treatment for 6 months, and if the bacteria is still present, we may have to keep you prescribed.

Elizabeth: Okay Doctor, Thank you so much!
by loganb1089 May 2, 2025
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Death star syndrome

When something massive and extremely powerful has one tiny weakness that, if you exploit, the entire thing will go to sh*t
The Alien Invaders from "Independence Day" suffer from Death Star syndrome: if the mothership's cockpit is destroyed, all of the other ships will blow up.

Disclaimer: this example's weakness may not be that tiny, but you get the point
by Wobbmin February 25, 2017
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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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