twitter

It is something that only females have, it's the bit between the twat and the shitter.

Ooooh she slipped off her bike seat and bumped her twitter on the handlebar.

by Nerd Flanders August 1, 2014

Football Twitter

A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile

Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)

by DaddySterling May 13, 2020

double sister twister

when two lesbos scissor and make out at the same time while twisting there fingers around in there buttholes

kelsey and her girlfriend double sister twistered eachother yesterday it was nutz.

by pussyeatertothemax December 3, 2010

tornado titty twister

The tornado titty twister is when you twist the nipples so much that when your done they feel like their breasts have suffered total destruction its much like the purple nurple but you twist really fast and hard.

*I just gave my big brother the worst tornado titty twister ever!

by FeLiNeDaRkNeSs December 17, 2014

Blue-Haired Twitter Millennial

Fat, Blue-Haired Feminists who make the worst opinions of man kind, Are always rude to a selective type of person, ( Usually Men) And ruin any kind of mood-set for anyone, because of their bullshit accusations or comforting skills. They try repeatedly to put their own indifferences in things, but it never ends well.

Here Comes the Blue-Haired Twitter Millennials trying to make "Kill all Men" real

by nhjjooj February 9, 2022

Twitter

A MySpace ripoff piece of shit website that is always useless!

Man 1: Hey, get twitter. It's AWESOME!
Man 2: Fuck twitter. Twitter's gay!
Man 1: Come on, get twitter. It's not gay!
Man 2: It is gay! I have friends who don't need twitter. I don't need twitter.
Man 1: But I have over 120 people following me on twitter! Have your friends to follow me on twitter too!
Man 3: Get a fucking life, you fucking homosexual!
Man 1: Don't call me a fucking homosexual, you hurt my feelings!
Man 3: Well, I just did!
Man 1: HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID!!
Man 4: Get a life, you fucking degenerate!
Man 2: Yeah!

by CrazyTeddyX July 26, 2009

twitter

Female perineum; that area of the anatomy between the twat and the shitter

Stop Tony, your not even in... your only just touching my twitter, from The Diaries of Cherie Blair

by garthy July 8, 2006