Turd in a Tuxedo

Something or someone of inferior quality masquerading as high class. Donald Trump in the embodiment of a 'Turd in a Tuxedo."

You can dress a turd in a tuxedo, but at the end of the day it is still a turd.

by LaughingAloud October 13, 2019

tushhog

A tushhog in the South is an old guy who always finishes fights. A tushhog bar is a bar with these guys in it and NO ONE starts trouble in there with these guys. Size or physical appearance has nothing to do with these guys, they are just insane fighters. The name itself comes from the the fact that old boars have very long tusks (tush) that they can cut anything up with. The other definition in the Urban Dictionary is totally wrong and would probably be laughed at in the South. In fact to call someone a "tushhog" is a sign of respect and never an insult!

Don't mess that dude over there. He is a real tushhog.

by Southern Mike August 22, 2012

audio-turd

term coined by Tom Griswold of The Bob and Tom Show for a song that really sucks bad

Hey, have you heard Lady Gaga's latest audio-turd?

by Mr.Juan-derful December 24, 2010

Turd Boi420

A very popular and epic YouTuber that kidnapped JackSucksatLife's dog. He has some pretty amazing mugs and T-Shirts. He thinks it's cool to listen to your parents and follow the rules.

He thinks you should Subscribe to ClemboClemson.

Woah, did you see Turd Boi420's toaster review?

Of course, everyone has seen Turd Boi420's toaster review, that's like the universal religion.

by ClemboClemson May 17, 2020

tune up

To give someone an attitude adjustment by beating their ass.

Do I need to give your ass a tune up the way you were talking to my mamma?

by mouthofthesouth December 4, 2013

tuna scrum

A group of several (3 or more) Lesbians, containing one or more Bulls, traveling as a group at a social function or event. Birds are to a flock, like Lesbians are to a Tuna Scrum.

While attending an LPGA event, my buddy and I were amazed at the number of Tuna Scrums wandering about.

by Swucker Barnhue September 22, 2005

Turd Slapped

The act of defiling an object or individual through the use of animal or human feces.

Usually utilized as an exclamation point to dealing with a particulary irritating co-worker or former boss.

Bob: "Andy returned his worksuits, but they smell like shit."

Boss: "Geez, they smell bad. This one has a long brown stain on it"

Bob: "Oh wow. I think Andy Turd Slapped you"

by Sir Dumps the Boss January 26, 2007