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Tot Toaster

The act of heating up aluminum foil in an oven then wrapping it around your girlfriends boobs. Once thoroughly heated, you remove the foil and fuck her steaming boobs.
Guy One: Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend a tot toaster last night.
Guy Two: Didn't it hurt her?
Guy Three: Probably, but to me, it felt awesome!
Tot Toaster by penguinshit61 January 16, 2010

Pickle Toaster 

That girl's got a tight pickle toaster
Pickle Toaster by J. Stew Austin February 11, 2010

Lesbian Toaster Oven 

Luke is a lesbian toaster oven, he toasts em raw

French Toasted 

When a person puts french toast on your phone when playing clash royal and place 2 cards. Then get analed
Oh you fucking french toasted I lost the game

Great Northern Toaster 

The Great Northern Toaster has a serious of basic steps to follow.

1.) Shit in sexual partners mouth

2.) Proceed to have sex with the person while they still hold the shit in there mouth

3.) When the male partner ejacuates on the womens face she spits the shit out then and only then
Man last night me and Eileen tried the Great Northern Toaster, and I felt bad because she had to hold that mouthful of shit for 2 hours before i busted a nut!

What's Tasty? 

"I'm hungry"
"alright, what's tasty?"
What's Tasty? by JTthe niggs January 26, 2012