polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom

I walked in and he was polishing the jag

by ezelbee November 17, 2016

polish candy

Polish girl pussy

I gave him a taste of that sweet polish candy

by 73r0 September 26, 2017

polish the one eyed goat

To beat ones man meat. Most of the time thoroughly and vigorously.

Do you have any idea how hard it is to polish the one eyed goat while going 80 in a 18 wheeler?

by Sparky870 October 15, 2020

Polish win-win

To fool someone twice.

- I can't believe you've convinced her to borrow you money second time. And it's the second time you're not considering paying back!
- Yeah, win-win situation.
- Yeah, Polish win-win situation.

by ojciecpolak February 17, 2022

Polish Fish

When you feed a Swedish Fish to someone else.

A: Hey can you give me a Polish Fish
B: Sure
A: *leans in for fish*

by ItsConMan November 4, 2021

Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.

As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.

by Totallynottom January 26, 2025

Polishing the barrel

To run your tongue along the penis when giving head.

Max: Hey weren't you with Jessica last night?
Steve: I sure was!
Max: How was that man?
Steve: The girls doesn't have the best personality but when it comes to "Polishing the Barrel".. She is the best!

by Hot-Box August 13, 2010