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Monkey Puzzle

A simple task that is undermined by one's own prolonged fumbling; a monkey puzzle is created once one has failed at a simple task multiple times.
*trying to turn the page of a book*
*page slips, try again*
*turns two pages by accident*
*book cover slips and closes by mistake, needs to re-find the page all over again*
"god damnit this is becoming a real monkey puzzle!"
by Yeebus November 29, 2021
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Pox monkey

Three weeks after I dated that pox monkey I had rash all over my bum.
by beast82nl May 20, 2022
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freight monkey

One who performs manual labor in material handling, dockworkers, loaders, pickers and packers stockers, shippers and receivers.
He's just a freight monkey.

Get some freight monkeys over here to unload this truck
by slipsheet October 31, 2004
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Desk Monkey

Definition 1. A person employed to do the administrative work as determined by the job and is not responsible for controlling or changing company structure or operations.

Definition 2. A person employed in an administrative position, that is overworked, undervalued yet is essential to the business organization

Definition 3. Someone who sits in front of a computer, day in day out, working for someone else
(Colloquial) "I’m just the desk monkey!" akin to "Don't ask me, I'm just the Desk Monkey"
"Go ask that Desk Monkey over there for the annual report"
"Get the Desk Monkey to do it"
by ValChic December 22, 2020
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Monkey made

A mf who not only has facial resemblance to a monkey, but also acts like one. The kind of person who thinks Anime is cringe and Riverdale is good or that has ACAB and KAM in their bio. A person who is monkey made is also a little bitch, the kind who uses cheap moves in video games to win or showers 1-2 times a week
Homosexual:“Flying Raijin: Jiku Shippu Senko Rennodan Zeroshiki!”
Heterosexual: “Bro you’re fucking monkey made”
by ImBetterThanYouInXenoverse2 January 15, 2021
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Res Monkey

A derogatory term for Native American people. Synonyms include: Injun, indigenous peoples.
“Oh look at that res monkey, I didn’t know we were that close to native land“ -Zack
by mooseknuckles69 February 23, 2021
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Arctic Monkeys

A group of five legends being five legends.
Person 1: I love Arctic Monkeys so much
Person 2: No way same

Person 1: Come give me a sloppy kiss then matey
by lanas.cherry June 6, 2023
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