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Hard House DJ

The hard house DJ is one of many rare talents, one who has the ability to play a variation of hoover driven tracks at around 150bpm without the use of a sync button. The hard house DJ is the one who will let you know copious amount of times that "they have this on vinyl". The Hard house DJ has an amazing ability to adapt, they can for years telling all that vinyl is king and only "Real" djs use vinyl, until they buy a digital controller and ask their mates to send them tracks and start forming a huge following playing live sets online 3 times a day. The Hard house DJ is a very well informed and literal thinker, often holding a great intelligent mind, they often form opinions on other fellow Hard house DJs with comments such as "they can't mix for shit" or "whose arse did they kiss to get a set?" These opinions are held with great conviction and passion, often slagging off a certain fellow DJ to their mates for months. Very occasionally a DJ will propel to Hard Dance stardom with their newly found following, record label and club night, The DJ, the Hard House DJ has been slating for months now becomes the new "Best friend". The Hard house DJ, like a wild predator will latch on to the new best friend in the hope for a set or even a colab on their next released track. Often liking and commenting on the propelled djs social posts almost daily. Hard house DJs tend to have more opinions than vinyl records.
The hard house DJ who played "The Dawn" last night was absolutely bangin'
by Mixtrack Pro July 24, 2022
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Ministry of DJs

A place where you should go to learn to dj, produce music and scratch
Hey you are good dj! Did you ministry of djs ?
by Uncle Bob November 22, 2021
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Dj

He’s gay fake unloyal and wants to be everyone but himself
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Dj jay 2

A dope dj that can play music for any type of crowd. His mixing skills are amazing and his transitions are on point. A well rounded individual that takes any type of music and makes it sounds even better with his amazing mixing skills.. he is a must have in any event and the way the crowd reacts is impecable.
Dj Jay 2 is the best in te mixing platters.
by DJ JAY 2 November 24, 2021
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DJ Stank Daddy

One of Tyler, The Creator’s old nicknames.
Person: “Yo have you heard DJ Stank Daddy’s new album?”
by Willis4421 August 29, 2021
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Dj

A sweet boy but he’s a fucktwad who crushes on your crush and acts sus with his besties.
Person one: Did you see dj?
Person two: Yeah apparently he is crushing on his lesbian bestie’s crush. And his lesbian bestie has liked her for way longer than Dj has and his lesbian bestie introduced her crush and Dj so Dj can go fuck himself.
Person one: Okay then..
by thegayestmadison November 21, 2021
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dj down syndrome

My name is DJ down syndrome but you can call me Jef
by DJ DOWNSYNDROME November 20, 2017
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