A self-appointed internet detective who treats every subreddit or comment thread like a crime scene. Usually spends their time “investigating” gang activity, rap beefs, or conspiracy theories using Google MyMaps, Genius lyrics, and decade-old articles. Loves saying “source?” and “this set isn’t real” while never having left their bedroom.
“Only a Reddit Cop would think a YouTube video from 2014 makes a fake gang like WSDMGC73 ‘active’—mind you, these clowns weren’t even in the video!” — LA local
by RealTalkOnlyFool October 11, 2025

Something that you wish to buy
Usually used when referring to a clothing item
Can be used as a noun (See example one)
Or as an action (See example two)
Usually used when referring to a clothing item
Can be used as a noun (See example one)
Or as an action (See example two)
"Oi Jackson, what do you think about this blazer?"
"That's a Cop"
"Should i Cop this jumper, Henry?"
"Yeah bro that's fire"
"That's a Cop"
"Should i Cop this jumper, Henry?"
"Yeah bro that's fire"
by AverageDuke December 24, 2018

When the car in front of you is driving slow in the fast line you bump him into a spin out to get them out of your way. Like the technique police use in high speed chases.
The car in front of me was driving 40 in the fast lane and would not move over I had no choice but to COP BUMP them out of my way.
by Peleke9 July 31, 2016

by cruelkame September 10, 2022

When something isn’t bad enough to be good but still bad and not good, like the 2015 Action/Comedy movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2
by definitelynotocto April 13, 2024

A woman that is sworn to protect and serve the community she lives in. Most usually are very beautiful and a lot of them like Cubs or another Officer. She makes arrests drives all over the jurisdiction and writes tickets to those that run redlights or speeds exessively. When they Are at home they do what people do in spare time watch TV feed their cats or dogs Mow the lawn talk to one of their neighbors cook. Most can be very nice but some are rude.
"A Brunette Female Cop is in a relationship with a male employee who works at the Local Hardware store."
by Will700 December 21, 2023
