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pillow fart

when u make a pillow fort and someone dutch ovens it and it smells so rancid and nasty like rotten eggs.
Aw man! Who pillow farted?!?!?! it smells bad! evacuate!
by bigblacklady(bbl) May 3, 2024
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father pillow

the not-so-subtle way of stating you will not be waking up before 10A.M. to attend church on a sunday.
Either A: because you are too hungover from the events that unfolded the previous evening.
B: you're just too lazy to be waking up that early.
You have 1 New Text Message

MOM: so ill see you in the morning service?

YOU: sorry momma but ill be preying to father pillow tomorrow morning.
by lilmamma43345 May 12, 2010
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Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.
I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.
by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023
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Pillow Driving

The act of farting into a pillow so that the stink gets stuck in the pillow, so that when the next person uses it the smell will be released.
The guys down the hall were pissing me off, so when they went to class I went into their room and did some serious pillow driving.
by thebartschside September 30, 2011
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Pillowed

The act of driving someone's face into a pillow, while fucking, to shut them up.
"I was with this douchebag last night, and he pillowed me out of nowhere"

"I was fucking Sarah in my parent's basement. She was moaning so loudly, I had to pillow her"
by H_Bishop November 28, 2018
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Pillow hopper

A term used to describe someone who uses a pillow to masturbate.
"She wasn't a homie hopper though, she is a pillow hopper."
by DaniDilf May 20, 2022
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llama pillows

Hey Frank check out Sally’s Llama Pillows.
by Bob build3r December 9, 2017
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