takedown

The act of having sexual intercourse with another person.

Would you takedown that chick?

Past
Did you takedown that girl from the bar last night?

Variations
That girl is pretty hot, would you take-er-down?

by donald123 May 4, 2005

Tard-o

-a dumbassed person who acts like a sped

That crabapple just ran into a wall. what a fucking tard-o!

by Heather The Great April 2, 2005

Park Tard

A person who listens to Linkin Park

Person 1: You listen to Linkin Park?

Person 2: Yeahh!

Person 1: Damn Park Tard..... go cry in a corner .

by Nvrmind January 23, 2010

tard machine

literally a brick, a blunt object used to give someone brain damage
also "tard maker"
or "tard stick" when describing a bat or pipe

I keep a tard machine under my seat just in case i catch a little road rage.

by Hanz Von Steiner March 19, 2005

tard rag

Rag or towel often chain-linked to a retard's neck. Used for preventing the constant ruining of said retard's wardrobe due to excessive drooling.

Gross! That helmet-kid's tard rag is totally soaked!

by mofonutz August 26, 2006

tardbaby

Any species of the tard genus under the age of 3 years old. Looks like a normal tard under ordinary circumstances, but when agitated transforms into a 10 foot tall monstrous troll that kills everything it sees making strange noises that deafen all who hear.

OMG! That evil tardbaby is ripping Henry's arms and legs off! Get in the house Margaret!

by TBates April 28, 2008

AIM tard

Someone who:

a) can't type more than 10 words per minute
b) can't figure out how to join a chat or accept a file when the invitation is right in front of them

For these reasons and others, it is impossible to carry on a conversation with an AIM tard.

"Hey man what is your email address?"
Five minutes later...
"Are you there?"
Five minutes later...
"Yeah."
"And?"
Five minutes later...
"What?"
"You are such an AIM tard!"

by gdub205 January 7, 2008