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Dewey Decibel System

A calibrated scale of sound-pressure-level used to measure the degree of ambient noise inside a library. Named after the infamous Thomas E. Dewey and his thunderously-cacophonous presidential campaign against Harry Truman.
The noise-level that's acceptable for inside a library is no more than 35dB on the Dewey Decibel System .
by QuacksO February 24, 2017
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slave of the system

The slave of the system is a simple person. He works from 8 to 15 per day. The slave of the system can drink and smoke a lot, but he remains a slave of the system and will never leave it.
Hello, my name is (the name of any person) and I do not agree that I am a slave of the system. System is a lie, and Im free person.
by REALITY! May 17, 2017
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catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
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My craziness has a system

A phrase one can use when only when going so off-piste that even expressions describing off-pistness are adulterated.
Tim: "Hey Rene, that‘s a pretty curveball approach to pouring a red wine... but I guess it worked out alright"

Rene: "Well, my craziness has a system."
by jimmyjamole January 21, 2018
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dingle-berry removal system

A noun: an automated system found in high end toilets that removes dingle-berriws and other foreign objects from your butt.
After eating really bad Chinese food you will be glad that your high end toilet is fully equipped with a dingle-berry removal system.
by Fleebman27 June 11, 2018
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notable gaming system

the government makes you think about the other noteworthy people of a race when trying to form positive relations with a person.
The notable gaming system had the historical speechwriter’s family background compared to The Barbers, The Bushes, The Crists, and The Obamas.
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hormone id system

when humans are able to tell what hormones someone is transmitting through interaction.
The hormone id system had the political aide thinking everyone wanted to shake his hand.
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