squir

a gay person that acts like a squirel fucker;squirel bastard; gay squirel

Matthew Ambler is a squir.

by curt shulyz March 24, 2003

Squirrel Master

adj 1) to be "squirrel mastered"
2) To have a great opportunity to knock some boots with a member of the opposite sex and someone swoops in and takes your prize with no notice and no time to react.

Definition based off the situation in "Half Baked" between Kenny, Nasty Nate and the Squirrel Master where the "squirrel master" saves kenny from Nasty Nate taking his cocktail fruit.

When your working on a 3-some on new years eve and out of nowhere a lesbian comes flying in saying "thats my threesome bitch", you just got "squirrel mastered" ala the lesbian.

by b-rizzle23 October 27, 2006

squermf

Masturbatory lube made from the tartar of panda bear teeth.

Pass the squermf, I gotsta rub one off.

It's so hard to find good squermf outside of China.

by dsyhjfdhbcgfj July 1, 2011

Squirrel Aids

A person that u know that acts crazy or that is always movin around

Hay dude wats up

nun

hay y u keep movin around u actin like u got squirrel Aids

by Choped February 26, 2010

squirrel

Verb To give the qualities of a squirrel to.

Verb Make drunk and buck ass wild

Those jager bombs oughta squirrel us up real good

by Mow-Ree June 29, 2004

squirrel fool

meaning a fool for squirrels. someone who loves squirrels a LOT. similar to a love fool - a fool for love etc. this is generally said in a derogatory manner and after hearing some kids talk about it on the bus, i just had to put this into the UD.

Person A: hes a love fool
Person B: naw man, hes a squirrel fool

by ThatGirl January 18, 2005

Fat squirrel

=Fatticus Squirrelicus=

A severely plump and/or obese, turbo-nipped, short, male (or hairy female...we cant tell) with brown skin matching that of a squirrels. Squeals and will eat anything....Anything.

Person 1: Dave, you fat squirrel get your squirrely hands off my meatball sub!
Person 2: Yeah u mass of lard with a "face" and a "name"

by Matt January 28, 2005