Social Blue Balls

The frustration that builds up in men who often have very attractive female friends who perpetually "friend zone him". This condition often leads a man down the path of marrying the first woman that comes along who will let him put his dick in her.

Any nice guy married to a complete bitch who used to have a lot of really hot female friends, suffered from years of social blue balls.

by furie27 August 17, 2010

SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)

One who is uncontrollably awkward in social situations. This person, in normal everyday life, may seem rather normal, but when thrown into a social situation, the person is suddenly petrified, unable to speak or act in any way that is not completely uncomfortable for all who bear witness. This syndrome is sometimes hereditary, though typically develops in preteen years and lasts through adulthood. Not to be confused with an actual mental handicap.

"The strangest thing has been happening to me lately," said Shauna. "I'll be completely fine one moment, and when I enter a social situation, I suddenly can't act or speak in any way that is not completely uncomfortable and humiliating."

It's not a mental illness, I think you have been struck by the SAS (Social Awkwardness Syndrome)!" Said Susan. "It affects one in every three adults, and targets those who work in corporate settings, especially stock exchanges.

by zoewondrpup March 11, 2011

semi-social

Semi-Social is someone who socializes in any setting with those only that have common knowledge to that person and remains anti-social to uncommon people that they have no attraction to. Someone who is semi-social is wise with their pick of friends because they examine the person to see if they are friend or foe.

The semi-social man went in public, ignored the annoying simpletons, and engaged in a conversation with a couple of eccentric free thinkers.

by superbipolar420 May 24, 2016

rule social b 99.1

If friends spend more then 60 minutes unable to decide what to do, they must default to sexual experimentation

the Defination is pretty clear... rule social b 99.1 is to be used when friends cannot decide what to do for 60 minutes or more.

by Sky Claw September 2, 2009

social INcast

One that is, and often should be, involved in many social gatherings, happenings and general goings-on. This individual, though frequently without effort or understanding, is the center of the party, and is, by a matter of course, always consulted before any proceeding of a social nature. This person is, by definition, the SHIT.

Kelly: Hey Stacey, let's see what Steve's doing tonight.
Stacey: Yeah, he's probably got a great party planned; what a social INcast! (Giggles uncontrollably).

by shockrafan September 18, 2007

Cowboys For Social Responsibility

A professional victim’s organization based in Canada that promotes total civilian disarmament in Canada. The main inspiration for Cowboys for Social Responsibility, the Coalition for Gun Control (CGC) maintains that inanimate objects, mainly firearms, are responsible for homicide, femicide, infanticide, matricide, patricide, suicide, filicide, siblicide and every other known “cide” in the English language.

The Cowboys for Social Responsibility assume that if a person owns a firearm they are dangerous, particuarily men. If a man owns a firearm he will undoubably be more likely to beat his wife or kid.

The Cowboys for Social Responsibility recently defined the good folks at CanadianGunNutz as persons who buy firearms to be used AGAINST their wives, because knives kill more people than guns.

by CanadianGunOwner October 28, 2010

social life

Used for when a person has to evaluate how many friends he/she has or how close they are to him/her

Good social life= lots friends
alright social life= has friends but they arent close
bad socail ife= probably no friends, or none of them will talk to you

by screwthe world February 21, 2006