roast posting

An Internet webpage or forum created soley for the discussion of Roasts. As this is an incessant need in our modern society.

I could watch The Roast of Bob Seeger...but I'd rather post about roasting Bob's Seeger.
Thanks Roast Posting. :)

by Godkat January 20, 2018

roasted cracker

Black on white sex

That cracker and that nigger were fucken roasted crackers

by Roasted cracker February 1, 2018

Roasting the butter

When you stick a finger in your butt, sexual or not, and you leave it there until your finger turns a dark shade

Just got a new bath bomb so it’s a good night to be roasting the butter while Peter Gabriel plays softly in the background with candles lit and fresh aromatics.

by annmrtr February 2, 2018

Roast Whipping Post

For someone to diss you/mock you based on a characteristic of yourself, your personality, clothes etc. in front of a lot of people

Example of a Roast Whipping Post:
Teacher: Ok Class, that's the bell everyone is dismissed. Stacy, please see me after class.
Stacy: Why? Can't get a date for prom?
Teacher: If that was the case I would've asked one of the pretty girls.
Class: DAYUM!!!!

by McQuackez February 8, 2018

Roasted

When someone says something or does something to a person which results being humiliated.

Other forms are: Toasted, Shadow Realmed, Ethered, Charbroiled, Boiled, Cremated, Baked, Broiled.

Berdi was roasted when the students proved him wrong in front of the school at the assembly.

by FishGil March 10, 2018

Roaster

The person who humiliate other people by joke

Jake : did you see how he make a fun of him
Abel: yeah he is roaster

by Alazar May 16, 2018

Roast your lamb

Roasting someone’s lamb is taking there shit and then cooking it in the oven

honey I’m going to Roast your lamb and the season it to a flavor

by haljoe June 8, 2018