A woman's period, only when it's absolutely clear that in its absence you would definitely, definitely be able to bang her.
by gwhit May 13, 2010
Get the The Red Avengermug. A deeply Christian white person, married young and then divorced. Has a lower than average level of knowledge and intelligence, prone to primitive suspicions regarding supported scientific theories such as greenhouse gases and evolution. Has had a poor education, and is less likely to hold a high school, college, or graduate degree than their blue state peer. Income is proportionate to their educational level. Prone to archaic displays of tribalism, manifested by chewing tobacco, driving a pickup truck, and owning a shirt with a confederate flag.
Always votes republican, for reasons unknown to them, but rationalized post hoc as having something to do with a mixture of self reliance, not giving tax money to black people, being able to shoot guns and discriminate against gays, and preventing the abortion they wish their ex-wife would have had. None of the ideals about being self reliant or keeping their hard earned money (it is, due to low education levels most form skilled and unskilled labor pools) prevents them from using and abusing liberal government programs like Social Security, Welfare, and Medicare should the situation present itself.
Always votes republican, for reasons unknown to them, but rationalized post hoc as having something to do with a mixture of self reliance, not giving tax money to black people, being able to shoot guns and discriminate against gays, and preventing the abortion they wish their ex-wife would have had. None of the ideals about being self reliant or keeping their hard earned money (it is, due to low education levels most form skilled and unskilled labor pools) prevents them from using and abusing liberal government programs like Social Security, Welfare, and Medicare should the situation present itself.
"I'm a proud red stater, voted for Bush twice cause he's gonna keep me safe. Course America got problems. After I got laid off after I hurt my back cause the doctors said my spine can't take all that weight, we've had to cut down. But at least we're mostly a Christian nation of god fearing folks."
by blue stater January 23, 2009
Get the Red Statermug. by cparx December 2, 2003
Get the Red Assmug. by LAtheDJ March 16, 2009
Get the Red Fevermug. by Corn Flake October 11, 2006
Get the red centmug. Arch-enemy of WWI Flying Ace - an alter-ego of Snoopy, famed dog from Charles Schulz's Peanuts comic strip. In many strips, Snoopy takes to the skies, his doghouse becoming a 'Sopwith Camel' flyer, to defeat the Red Baron, infamous WWI pilot. The Red Baron was supposedly shot down by a pilot Roy Brown, who coincidentally shares the same last name as Snoopy's owner and also flew a Sopwith Camel.
by Aurora Skye November 29, 2006
Get the Red Baronmug. What Pabst Blue Ribbon is to indie kids or hispters in America, Red Stripe is to indie kids or hipsters in England / U.K.
Red Stripe Beer is mentioned in the song "What Did I Ever Give You?" by the Kaiser Chiefs (Hold tight, to your Red Stripe...), perhaps selected due to its status as the quintessential "cheap beer" available at practically every Indie gig venue in the whole of England. (From Wikipedia)
by WestCoastIsTheBestCoast June 3, 2006
Get the red stripemug.