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Retardepes 

A portmanteau of the phrase, "Retarded as Herpes."
It means your thought, idea, or actions are dumb and/or stupid. You are retarded as herpes.
"I've got an idea, let's go hang out at the mall."
"No way, that's retardepes, and by extension, you are retardepes."
Retardepes by RedHeadedStepChild October 23, 2008

reptarded 

A guy who messes with snakes or lizards and gets bitten, preferably by something venomous, and looks like an idiot. Or a guy who is really into snakes or a pseudo-snake expert wannabe who handles a dangerous snake and gets bitten, or even almost gets bitten.
The so called snake expert guy reached in the cobra cage and got bitten. Completely reptarded
reptarded by ahundredhurts November 23, 2014

Retarder 

Not only retarded by themselves, but their retarded-ness rubs off on those around them.
“He’s such a retarder, it took one week and she’s already watching Callmecarson” -JayC
Retarder by jjaayy777 July 12, 2019

Retardere 

used to adress a stupid idiotic bitchass motherfhcuking anime fanatic who has more than 99+ searches of anime girls in his browser history (fuck you). mostly used against 5 year olds who started watching beyblade early
YOU LITTLE SHIT FUCKING OTAKU GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK DUMBASS FUCKING RETARDERE. THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKING SUCK WITH YOUR MF ANIME GIRL TITS PILLOWS IM NOT GONNA WORK MY ASS OFF TO BUY SHITTY MCDONALDS FOR YOU
Retardere by doc_lma9 December 28, 2020

a retarted 

noun: term for someone who is a stupid moron; akin to a bifkin eater poomonger.
a retarted by han solo July 2, 2004
When a bar and/or restaurant asks to see your ID, even when you are very obviously over the age of twenty one. For instance, if you see a man in his late sixties being asked to show his driver's licence to buy a Bud Light.
Server: "Excuse me sir, may I see your ID."
Customer: "I'm seventy-two...I can guarantee you I'm old enough to drink."
Server: "Yes, I know, but it's company policy."
Customer: "This is recarded."
recarded by Clarington Hedgewater September 20, 2011