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poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
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Phone wanking

Wiggling your phone to record extra steps on a step app
I was phone wanking to get all 10000 steps for the day
by Coll24 January 10, 2017
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Phone Slut

A person who takes other people's phones to look through their pictures and get dirt on the owner of the phone and other people.
Person 1: OMG! You have a screenshot of this convo with Dillon! He asked for nudes!

Person 2: Stop being such a phone slut. It's not cool.
by SoGenius June 30, 2014
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phone virginity

You have phone virginity before you have phone sex.
a. Hey, do you want to lose your phone virginity.
b. Yes, lets have phone sex.
by Epic_Stoner April 10, 2015
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16GB phone

Honestly, these shouldn't even exist. There's no way you can download any more than 10 apps, give or take. 32GB is preferable although that can run out just as quickly if you're not careful. 64GB is just where you want it, and 128GB is godsent.
"I have a 16GB phone and it keeps telling me that it's ran out of storage, and so I deleted everything I possibly could and it's still saying that! I need to upgrade to 64GB or 128GB soon."
by Magic kitty April 29, 2022
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dead phone

Literally a fucking useless piece of shit until you get it charged again
Great my phone is dead and there isn't another charger or miles. This dead phone is useless as fuck
by Dubiks April 6, 2019
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phone pecker

A person who is constantly looking at and poking they're phone, no matter where they are, while not listening to someone while they are talking.
Stop being a phone pecker and listen to me.

Hey phone pecker how's your fingers?

Get ya beak out of ya 5S ya phone pecker.
by Jay Lebel June 19, 2014
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