A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.
The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!
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Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
Indirectly referring to having written permission to be out.
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An English singer/songwriter. A pretty cool guy. Loves to wear jumpers, hats and either brown shoes or like hiking boots. Lives an hour or two out of London. Loves the outdoors.
Person 1: Hey, did you hear that new Roo Panes song?
Person 2: Who is that - the guy with the brown shoes?
Person 1: Yeah, thats the one. Cool guy.
Person 2: Who is that - the guy with the brown shoes?
Person 1: Yeah, thats the one. Cool guy.
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