A pair of really dirty, super tight jeans, with random slits just below the ass and a conveniently placed hole at the crotch.
Something you might call a slutty girl, if you felt like saying that.
Something you might call a slutty girl, if you felt like saying that.
George:"Hey man, look at those skanky pants"
Charlie McBuckly:"Yah that's a chode sized dick door on those skanky pants."
"Hey there skanky pants"
Charlie McBuckly:"Yah that's a chode sized dick door on those skanky pants."
"Hey there skanky pants"
by Slut bag McCracky February 05, 2008
When a male is horny all the time even after boning a chick
You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
You can also take Viagra to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
by Fossil Pants March 22, 2012
Pants that fit so tight that when they are removed there are fecal stains on them because, due to there tightness, they came into contact with the anal orifice and were thus stained with feces.
by De'Jaun Sumpter September 27, 2006
The name of a drinking game created at 3:30am during Hurricane Homecoming, where the rules of the game are to take turns going around in a circle, and when it's your turn, you either take a shot, or take your pants off. Such decision is preempted by the other players saying "Shot or Pants," for which at that time you must proclaim your choice. For optimal play, really low grade tequilla and a mix of male and female participants, are the only requirements.
Girl 1: "Man, I'm drunk and bored. What should we do?"
Man 1: "We could always play the game that doesn't lie, 'Shot or Pants!'"
Girl 1: "That sounds great! You grab the tequilla, and I'll get ready to take my pants off!"
Man 1: "We could always play the game that doesn't lie, 'Shot or Pants!'"
Girl 1: "That sounds great! You grab the tequilla, and I'll get ready to take my pants off!"
by Iheartshotorpants October 03, 2010
Don't worry man, pants pterodactyls are cureable.
by ReveriePrincess September 22, 2010
1. A description used for someone who has done better than you, for instance beaten you in a test or something similar. It is generally used when the other person is showing off and rubbing their glory into your face. It is slightly sarcastic and yet praising at the same time.
2. Also used for a description of something that is utterly amazing or cool, that is usually new and has never been seen before.
2. Also used for a description of something that is utterly amazing or cool, that is usually new and has never been seen before.
1. Amy: Yay! I got 25/25 in my Latin Test Jess!
Jess: Flash pants.
2. Hattie: Have a look at my new pencil case, Callum.
Callum: Wow, flash pants!
Jess: Flash pants.
2. Hattie: Have a look at my new pencil case, Callum.
Callum: Wow, flash pants!
by Jessica Winkworth October 19, 2007
by eljefe3 May 27, 2014