merch

another way of saying onnn

ab said " i jus bought hella heems" and ad "merch"

by getwelljunior May 9, 2024

Merch

Florida slang for something that is true / a word used to agree with something

-Cuh im hungry

-Merch

by Himmyboy May 29, 2024

Merchan

Tends to be a bug-eyed individual who is also a traitor. Corrupt to the core.

That merchan is a real fag.

by BParkerPNUS May 31, 2024

Mercedes

When three men dick their penises together forming a "Mercedes" emblem triangle; additionaly they can complete a full "Mercedes" emblem place their arms on each other's shoulders, forming a circle of the triangle.

The guys and I had a drunken night and decided to link up our dicks and made the Mercedes

by Pig Pig June 11, 2024

Merc

To merc someone. A guy tells a girl this when he wants to shower her with all her dreams and goals in one day and every materialistic thing she wants , and want for nothing , to get her to marry you forever and be faithful and loyal to you forever and don’t cheat on you at all mentally or physically. Not even in the slightest way.

I merc Day Sulan but she turned me down anyway. What more can I do?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ September 21, 2024

Mercersburg Academy

When the only thing people talk about is the latest hookup

Did you hear about J and A?
Mercersburg Academy

by Gl25 January 26, 2025

Merc-B

Modern slang for the car brand "Mercedes-Benz".

I'm going to fill up my Merc-B with gas today.

by Eepsta February 4, 2026