Millimeter Miracle

A millimeter miracle is the name given to a penis that is small. You could use this as an insult if you are in a penis size insult war.

Jimmy : "You have a one inch wonder"

Steve : " Well, you have a millimeter miracle"

by JellyBeanz March 7, 2015

Millies

Millennial. Smart young people who love the Bern becuz he's the Realio Daddyo yo! Hippies...Yuppies...Millies -of course!!

Millies are the Change Agent.

by coolaskenb June 19, 2016

Millionth Dollar

A very dirty dollar.

That clam took me millionth dollar!!!!! Ahaha why?

by THE OLD SCHOOLER September 22, 2017

Millie

She is a massive sook and a drama queen. She's extremely fussy with her food and loves mayonnaise and chicken nuggets. She is also weird

Ugh, Millie is so damn weird

by Ddeeaadd ssqquuiidd September 6, 2019

Millie

Millie's are the nicest person u will ever meet they will stand up for u and always will be there for u if they aren't in ur life then ur retarted and u should be there friend they're usualy ugly when young but as they grow they become the nicest hottest most popular person in ur life. they're really good at kissing and u should probably be her bf. she's thick and is insane about boys she like's and boys she has a bug cute bootie and boys if u touch it then u have a very good chance of being her bf. she has a large veriety but other girls hat her and think that she is anouing and doesn't leave them alone but she just wants to be included and she's always depresed and has big boobs and boys if u have a Millie in ur life u should asl her out plus she's sexy and will endup being the hottest person on u'll ever meat.

Boy:Who is that?
Millie's Bf: oh thats my gf she's the best girl i could ask for i love her butt and boobs.
Boy: hey if u break up can u have her i love them too
Millie's Bf:TAKE THAT BACK! NOW!
Boy:no i will go squeaze them boobs right now
Millie's Bf:U SON OF A........
Boy goes and does it
Millie:uuu hi
Boy:smiles and kisses her
Millie: waw
Boy:will u be my gf
Millie: ya no i already have the best one
Millie's Bf punches boy in the face
Millie's Bf holds her boobs
Millie's Bf: i warened u

by hi yall October 15, 2020

44 millimeter

When you think too much about your attractive teacher or Donald Trump and get a massive eSHREKtionwhen you have 3 minutes of class left and can't find a solution.

Mom-hey Danny what did you do today?
Danny-got a 44 millimeter.
Mom-oh...."calls an orphanage.

by simple man trump June 27, 2016

Night of a Million Dragons

Being the only guy at a bridal shower, surrounded by a bunch of women or 'dragons', find the hottest girl there, sad that she's not having a baby, and take her into that closet!!

"Dang Gur! How did I get hornswaggled into coming HERE to the Night of a Million Dragons?"

by Cloris December 16, 2008