num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter

The phenomenon that occurs when you reach the ultimate stage of boredom that you decide to type down the entire num pad also known as the most useless piece of shit.

Me: I'm bored as fuck
My brain: Then why don't you define num lock/789-456++123enter0.enter?
Me: Good idea!

by lolnoizntcol September 25, 2023

Mississippi meat locker

When you are preforming anal play, you slowly pull out and then proceed to put at hook up her anus. When she asks you what you are doing while in agony, you then take a chain and attach it to the hook. You then proceed to lift the chain up and put it on the ceiling fan, creating the illusion that she is hanging like meat in a meat locker.

Me: how do I impress her I don’t have a big one, and I am a virgin!
Him: give her a Mississippi meat locker.

by Snubbish December 11, 2017

African Meat Locker

Shitting in your hands, squeezing it, and using it to jack off.

Oh, and I heard jack and Johnny were African meat lockering together in their apartment.

by Jholder45th June 6, 2020

Lock Pick

Similair to double penitration. When a dick or dildo is shoved in both the vagina and ass at the same time.

Yo, Joe peformed a lock pick on his girl and lets just say, he broke in.

by Gunmaster45 May 3, 2008

lock and key theory

The lock and key theory was dreamt up in Liverpool, England by an un-named genius. It states that a guy is like a key, and a girl is like a lock. A key that opens many locks is a master key, yet a lock that is opened by many keys is a shitty lock. This theory is rarely favoured by females... for some reason.

The lock and key theory is most suitably used to shut a girl up that complains about male sexual promiscuity being praised by peers, while that of a female is frowned upon. Works every time.

by mw2_360 December 12, 2009

locked and loaded and good to go

A slang term to describe the pleasurable moment when you realise you've scored and you'll shortly be on your way home with a chick for a bit of action!

As Dave left the bar with his girlfriend, his mates asked where he was going. He simply said "I'm locked and loaded, and good to go!"

by DC July 13, 2004

Jock-Lock

When a Jock grabs a Nerd after Gym class in the locker room after they're all sweaty and gives the nerd a wedgie and then puts the nerd in head lock and rubs his Sweaty , Smelly Armpit in the Nerds Face

One Time when my pal Dom was in gym class the school bully came up and put in him a Jock-Lock and then after gave him a swrily and hung him up on the Flag pole by his spiderman undies

by wedgie Getter October 7, 2005