Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018

Door Knob

Female anatomy (vagina) that lets 99% of the male species get their turn. . . Most female door knobs can only survive off of Dust Off.

"hey bro, have you had your turn? I know of this door knob where you can get your turn all the time!"

by Ran Through It May 16, 2015

knob hugger

Homosexual male

That guy is a faggot, a knob hugger

by xTerminator3 December 15, 2011

Muffin knobs

Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.

Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.

by A_cunning_linguist June 8, 2013

Cobbin my Knob

The act of using my erect penis like a corn cob

Me and the boys went out clubbing last night. I saw jesse’s mom on the dance floor. By the end of the night she enjoyed my butter after cobbin my knob!

by PeteyPaplo February 11, 2023

Gorilla knob

The act of punching a female in the pussy

I just gorilla knobbed that bitch

by anonymous June 6, 2025

Knob jockey

A first class cunt, top of the range insult.

Fuck off you knob jockey

by ieattheovaries May 12, 2019