jordan hayyat

The best fucking person in the fucking world. Fuck shit

Oh my god what the fuck Jordan Hayyat

by Ddddffgdsgggdssa August 3, 2019

provezoe (jordan)

jordan is the most talented brilliant bestie you’ll ever meet she can still ur mans and then make a plot twist from you to her😊😊

zoe laverne: OMG THATS PROVEZOE (JORDAN)
any dumb ugly person: who tf is jordan
zoe laverne: THE MOST TALENTED EDITOR IN MY FANDOM!

by cooter fairy June 30, 2021

Jordan Doughty

A girl who religiously wears outfit matching scrunchies, unapologetically uses the phrases “sksksksksk” and “TEA” in her text messages, and has the biggest crush on Landon McLendon.

Omg did you hear that Jordan Doughty fell all the way down the stairs and fractured her growth plate, what a loser!!

by PeytonLovesCole<3 June 9, 2019

Michael Jordan

The act of nutting on your hand and then proceeding to slap the nut on your girls head and exclaiming “MICHAEL JORDAN!”

Dude last night I gave my girl the Michael Jordan

by SkiMaskTheNutGod July 9, 2018

Jordan Belfort

The guy Boiler Room and Wolf of Wall Street is based on.

That guy is the Jordan Belfort of real estate. He's bad, he's sexy, he's intelligent, he's amazing, and he's a hundred percent part of the darkness now. That's the guy I want to meet.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021

Jordan doherty

A boy who has the most fucked up eye sight in the world and was found in a cabbage patch outside the keystore, begging to get Eurotruck Simulator for his birthday

Jordan Doherty is a SPASTIC

by The big penis lover September 13, 2016

Going Jordan

When someone would preform sexual acts on an animated; masturbation to Hentai or Cartoons.

Oh Man! I would so go Jordan on Sakura; Going Jordan makes me feel like a Pedophile

by Steviewondersatanbaby April 27, 2011