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Wow Frank, you ate Jonathan Bagel?
by frankemheimer bagel May 15, 2024
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Jonathon Atkinson

Jonathon Atkinson is overall a pretty cool guy. Rather large nose, mildly gay, but is in relationship with a girl so nobody knows truly. Overall a good friend.
Man, Jonathon Atkinson is a real one isn’t he.
by Amongle_4 May 25, 2024
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Jonathan Simms

The watchers special little boy

the protagonist of the magnus archives podcast who’s completely smitten with the lonely tea man and is currently experiencing the horrors
Martin: I think i’m in love with Jonathan Simms
Tim: Our boss? He’s got no ass but you go girlie
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Jonathan Appreciation Day

Definition:
A special holiday celebrated on June 3rd each year, dedicated to recognizing and appreciating all the Jonathans in the world for being the absolute best. On this day, friends, family, and colleagues take time to show extra love and gratitude to anyone named Jonathan for their kindness, humor, and all-around awesomeness.

Origin:
First celebrated by a group of friends who realized their buddy Jonathan was simply the best, this day quickly spread through social media and became a beloved annual event.
"Hey, don't forget it's Jonathan Appreciation Day! Make sure to send a shoutout to Jonathan for being the best!"
by ezpzlemonsquzy June 3, 2024
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Jonathan

A super smart, jacked white boy who cares nothing about himself, and is a huge woman magnet. Definitely pulls. Super athletic and amazing at all sports that don't involve sticks. Although jacked he’s a total fat-ass. Super dope and cool guy to be around. Overall 10/10.
Dude, I went to hangout with Jonathan and he had a ton of hoes over! Gotta love the kid.
by ImBetterThanNinja June 5, 2024
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Janethri

Janethri is an autistic girl who has happens to get really good grades because that is a segment of her autistic traits. She loves to develop games and annoy her peers and her teachers because she has such a fun and autistic personality. She loves to crack the weirdest jokes even if no one really finds them funny, she happens to laugh at them herself and that is enough for her. Because, she is also schizophrenic. Janethri is a white washed Sri Lankan who calls ravioli "Pasta packets".
Giuliana: Yo I made this new friend named Janethri

Samreet: Oh! I'm really happy you found a new friend, but you just gotta beware, she's a bit weird.
by Boombayah69 January 13, 2025
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